What does Antonia need?

Via Philobiblon. Put your first name, followed by “needs” into a Google search.

So, Antonia needs:

greater funding for TRAVEL and MEDICAL expenses (travel yes, but NHS darling, NHS! We’re not in Kansas now)
to speak to somebody (like you, maybe?)
to ease up on her approach to life (does this person know me?)
to find a completely satisfying lover in order to resist the Duke’s charms (That Duke, he’s a randy old goat, but you just can’t resist)
neither the memory of Jim or her father (sorry Dad, you’ll always come second to Jim, whoever he is)
in order to write is long periods of total isolation (which is why blogging is light, isolation being unachievable in a one-bed flat)

Oh, and finally:
But Deverill is nothing Antonia needs in a husband (this Deverill guy keeps popping up - anyone got his phone number?)

6 comments »

  1. Tim | 11 October 2005 10:32 pm

    I seem to need an awful lot of help…

  2. Milan | 14 October 2005 6:09 pm

    Milan needs to find ways to deal with tricky wingers
    Milan needs to learn something from all This
    Milan needs to be covered by a health insurance policy in case he has an illness or accident that results in high medical expenses.
    Milan needs to be put on a higher vulnerability.
    Milan needs to find a primary ball-carrier to help take the load off quarterback
    Lydale Wells
    Milan needs attention, patience and curiosity.

  3. Tom | 17 October 2005 12:53 pm

    Apparently, Tom needs cure for homophobia.

  4. Helen A | 18 October 2005 10:04 am

    on this google search amusements note try:

    putting in failure and then hit “I feel lucky” (do not restrict to UK)

    wait for the result - very funny.

  5. Antonia | 26 March 2006 10:29 pm

    Hey Antonia

    Antonia

  6. tuttysan | 15 June 2007 1:07 am

    Well, my name is also Antonia, and I’ve run the Google search with Antonia “needs” a few times; all I find are links to blogs whose owner’s names are Antonia who have done the “needs” search. I guess I got to the game a little too late? :) Oh, well - I’ll settle for #4.

    Cheers,

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