One for Private Eye?
Just a quickie - normal service resumes soon.
Those of you who work in politics will be aware of De Havilland, the government affairs monitoring people. We get their alerts at work: my office enjoyed this blooper in their Budget briefing.
Turning to defence, law and order, Mr Brown allocated funds to a memorial for the victims’ of the terror taxes, as well as a fund for citizens injured or affected by terror attacks.
I can see the Adam Smith Institute, Tax Payers’ Alliance or maybe Tim Worstall going for a memorial to all those afflicted by terror taxes…

Who am I making the cheque out to again?
But surely a terror tax would be a tax on terrorism? 10p per gramme of semtex? 50p per headband with a quote from the Qu’ran? 50% on the price of an AK-47?