15 September 2006 at 11:02 am
I loved this article in today’s Media Guardian (hat tip to Tom at Fisking Central). I’m sure there were nods of approval at his choices all over the country.
I listen to Radio 4 for at least an hour between 7 and 9am every weekday, and at least another hour between 10pm and midnight most nights, longer at the weekends depending on what I’m doing. I was turned on to it as a student doing my finals - I wasn’t the most conscientious, so the rhythm of my day revising was set by Radio 4. Alarm at about quarter to twelve, in time to listen to the World at One. This was during the 2001 general election, so it was all about foot-and-mouth. Up, food, revising from 2 until 5. PM, food, then revising 7 til 10. Most of The World Tonight, then last orders in the college bar. Not quite sure how I got a degree, really.
Five years of Radio 4 has given me many, many pet hates, though…
The Archers, droning on interminably for hours so you have to get out of bed on after the entertaining Broadcasting House - I’m sure it’s a ploy by shops and supermarkets to sabotage the Sunday morning lie-in. I particularly hate that menacingly jaunty theme music - duh duh-duh duh-duh duh-da; da duh-duh duh da da; duh duh-duh duh-duh duh-da; duh da dada da da. It acts on me as an ejector seat disguised as a matress. And you’ve got to be careful turning on your radio at other points in the day, lest you be caught out and unwittingly start your Sunday morning routine…
Something Understood - yes, a straight lift from the Guardian’s list, but a worthwhile one. Again, hated purely for its impact on my Sunday. I’m good, committed to my job, preparing to rise and set off for the office with the birds; I’ve gone to bed early, enjoyed the Westminster Hour, found something interesting in the books or education programmes on at eleven, thought about going to sleep, and then that dratted programme starts, takes away all my relaxing thoughts, forces me to determinedly read my book in that clenched teeth kind of way until the midnight news, and then I’m awake, unable to sleep, having to sit through Sailing By and the Shipping Forecast.
If I had the patience, I’d detail my hates - but the fury means I’m only capable of a list: everything on Radio 4 at nine o’clock on weekdays; the absurdity of putting great Women’s Hour interviews on when everyone is at work; two-minute news bulletins on a supposedly-serious station; managing to schedule sport at just the moment I turn the hairdryer off in the morning; that indistinguishable mix of ridiculous panel game hangovers from the last century with the canned laughter, stupid-voiced announcer and smug self-satisfied contestants; Brain of Britain; the Music Quiz - timed just right for getting in from the pub, yet, inexplicably, all about classical music; the fact that next Thursday will be the first by-election morning without the UK theme; and the comedy, oh my god the comedy.