Back to Budapest (and Szeged and Debrecen)
I’m sure the unknown author of “the Insider” in the Oxford Mail is sharpening their pencil to feature the return fixture of Blogger Bance’s junket to Budapest (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, see here); I hasten to point out that this trip was entirely under my own steam, powered by my own cash, and accounts for another lengthy absence from posting.
As might be expected from a trip the driving force behind which was Cllr Turner, there were trains and provincial cities galore. From touchdown at Budapest Ferihegy, we caught a bus and a train to Szeged, a university city in the far south of Hungary. The palatial Hotel Izabella was home for two nights while we explored, ate ice cream, got an unseasonal tan and sampled the Hungarian national poleaxer, Unicum. The highlight of Szeged was undoubtedly the wonderful synagogue, decorated in gold and blue with a huge dome, though the boys may argue for JATEKLUB, a Szegedi Purple Turtle with a licence til 4am…
From Szeged, a four-hour trip across the great plains (very flat; occasional deer) took us to the north-eastern city of Debrecen, and the austere Soviet-era Hotel Debrecen. The highlight of our first night was a resturant entered through a huge jar, where Colin sampled the renowned local delicacy of bread spread with lard. After a visit to the thermal baths on Friday, the team was bolstered by the arrival of the iron-lived Dr Joe. We just about made the train to Budapest after celebrating his arrival.
In Budapest itself, we stayed in two flats near another beautiful synagogue. Our arrival was enlivened by the letting agent’s insistence on demonstrating how to use door keys, taps, windows and blinds, and by her warning to my male companions to beware of beautiful girls wishing to part them from their cash in disreputable bars. Four days in Budapest was ample time to visit the Statue Park, site of forty Communist memorials brought together after the restoration of democracy in the early 90s; sample a range of Hungarian wines; visit another thermal bath; be seneraded by a gypsy band in a tourist restaurant. Time also allowed a return visit to the Great Market Hall, where Russian dolls in the likeness of world leaders may still be purchased as I noted last July. Unfortunately closer inspection revealed the artist to have unpleasant and unsavoury politics: Osama Bin Laden opens to reveal Saddam Hussein, Yasser Arafat (!) and Hitler in ever decreasing sizes - obviously a set of “great murderers the world has known”! - and Bill Clinton contains Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers and Hillary Clinton, with the tiniest doll being not a doll at all, but a cigar…
After having completely misjudged the weather, I arrived home on Tuesday night with a tan and an unworn overcoat. Unfortunately I’d failed to book Wednesday off work, which is how I come to be writing this from a hotel in Glasgow after a second aeroplane trip in less than 24 hours. Oh well. I may see my home tomorrow.

















